Ah sunshine! We’ve been stuck inside for a couple of days because of rain and cold but today is all ours. I think I’ll go for a good stomp.

Ah sunshine! We’ve been stuck inside for a couple of days because of rain and cold but today is all ours. I think I’ll go for a good stomp.

Thanks to friend Erika who left us a big bag of ginormous dandies and clovers at the front doorstep today! They were so big I felt like a little hatchling again. Are you sure they aren’t huge with GMO’s Erika?
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One thing I love about summer is how there are always new plants growing up for me to eat. Today I had one of my favourites. Hosta flowers! Super yummy in my tummy.

One thing I love about summer is how there are always new plants growing up for me to eat. Today I had one of my favourites. Hosta flowers! Super yummy in my tummy.

stickyfrogs replied to your link post
“You are such a good boy Waffles! I need you to visit my boys and teach them how to behave as well as you!”

While I don’t nom fingers like Voigt, I do enjoy leaving large poops around to inconvenience Mango just like how yours frogs like to make poo. I also enjoy stomping around when I’m not getting what I want. It’s a lot of work to keep those around you in line.

Just passing by:

Gonna catch me a ride and see my lady Squishy. Chicks dig dudes on bikes.

Gonna catch me a ride and see my lady Squishy. Chicks dig dudes on bikes.

You may want to take the selfie with your mom down. There are some people from 4chan clogging up the tags with pictures of gore and now they are taking selfies and editing them to look like porn! Just thought I'd warn you :(
Anonymous

Did they use my pic?! I can’t find anything or is it just a procaution?

Mom, can we stop taking selfies and have breakfast now!?

Mom, can we stop taking selfies and have breakfast now!?

Can i know how often mummy clean your tank?
Anonymous

Hello! Mom doesn’t really clean our home as she does maintain it. It’s full of dirt, bark and plants so emptying it is a bit of a pain. To keep it clean, mom scoops our poop, removes any old food when we are done, puts up a fly strip if the fruit flies show up and waters our soil so it doesn’t get dusty. I also heard rumours that there are a couple of earth worms in our dirt to help keep it clean but I haven’t seen them.

Happy 4th of July to all our American tortie friends!

Happy 4th of July to all our American tortie friends!