Gonna catch me a ride and see my lady Squishy. Chicks dig dudes on bikes.
You may want to take the selfie with your mom down. There are some people from 4chan clogging up the tags with pictures of gore and now they are taking selfies and editing them to look like porn! Just thought I'd warn you :(
Did they use my pic?! I can’t find anything or is it just a procaution?
Mom, can we stop taking selfies and have breakfast now!?
Can i know how often mummy clean your tank?
Hello! Mom doesn’t really clean our home as she does maintain it. It’s full of dirt, bark and plants so emptying it is a bit of a pain. To keep it clean, mom scoops our poop, removes any old food when we are done, puts up a fly strip if the fruit flies show up and waters our soil so it doesn’t get dusty. I also heard rumours that there are a couple of earth worms in our dirt to help keep it clean but I haven’t seen them.
Happy 4th of July to all our American tortie friends!
Yes, I slept all day and yes, I grabbed a little stuffie off the shelf so I can sleep with it. I’m a big boy and can do what I want!
Ugh. Come back in an hour.
Have you seen America’s Funniest Home Videos yet? It’s like the best show ever!
What celebration would be complete without a treat? True torts strong and free!
Happy Canada Day friends! We live in Barrie, Ontario. Where do you live? I’d love to know and see pics of your torts and furbeasts too!