The mighty hunter spots his prey and makes a stealthy run to catch his victim. Once captured, the preditor tears into the prey and lavishes in the satisfaction of knowing that he will live to eat another day.

Hi I was wondering where I could get that turtle bed

Mom got my turtle bed on Ebay. Just search “turtle dog bed”.

Hey Waffles, where did you get that sweet footrest?

Mom got the footrest from her friends at Reiner’s Ottomans. I’m going to make it my girlfriend one day!

Oh, that reminds me. I need to tell mom to get my electric blanket out.

Oh, that reminds me. I need to tell mom to get my electric blanket out.

Is that hibiscus juice? Yummy!

Is that hibiscus juice? Yummy!

The small human must have pooped on the couch. That makes my dad mad too.

The small human must have pooped on the couch. That makes my dad mad too.

What’s this business all about?

What’s this business all about?

Me and mom are watching the Shining. She said to stay close so I don’t get scared. What do I have to be scared of? I have armor and a shell, she’s just pink and squishy.

Me and mom are watching the Shining. She said to stay close so I don’t get scared. What do I have to be scared of? I have armor and a shell, she’s just pink and squishy.

Take a seat ladies and gents. It’s sexy time! Leggies, leggies and some bum too. Take it in my friends.

Waffles! What would you say are the top 3 best plants to grow for a healthy growing tort such as yourself?
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There are so many tasties, how can I decide! I guess my favourite outside plants are dandies, clover and plantain. My favourite garden plants are hibiscus, hosta and pansies. So hungry now!