I am a rock. I am an island.:

Mom is busy typing away. Quick! I must sample this world quisine before she catches me!

Mom is busy typing away. Quick! I must sample this world quisine before she catches me!

ms-kawesome replied to your post: Awww ^_^ How big are you going to get?

My biggest tort friend is 120lbs but I have also met a tort friend who is 12 years old and only 20lbs. Mom thinks I will be about 60-70 lbs because I won’t be outside in the sun growing like a weed all year.

How long will you live (approximately)? Will your mommy be able to take care of you for that entire time? What are her plans for when you get really big?
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Hello! From what I understand I can live to be around 100 years old. Mom is hoping my aunt Charlie will take me many years from now since she is only 5 now but if not, mom will find me another good human to stay with.
When I get to be a big boy, mom is going to let me roam the house and the yard. She already has plans for a big boy pen by the door outside so it will be easy for me to go in and out.
Mom says we are going to be together forever and she will always take care of me. Even if I poo on her :)

How did you get so big ?(: I have a sulcata & its about a year but not near as big as you 😭

I don’t know why I’m so big. My friend Salem is about the same age as me and he is quite a bit smaller too. Maybe I eat too much or maybe I’m just spoiled. Everyone says I’m healthy though so I guess maybe I was just meant to be a big boy.

Hello(: how old are you ? 😊

I am a year and two months old :)

Presents in the mail! This present is super soft and is green so I’d better try to eat it. Nope, can’t eat it so I’d better check it over. There seems to be an opening so maybe the food’s in there. No food but it’s really soft and cozy. I’d better take a rest and think about what this is. I wonder what Mango would think about it?

tort-time:

After getting this incredible drawing of Zoya made by waffles & Mango’s humom, I let Zoya examin it. She’s sure this is the greatest piece of art ever created. I agree, though we’re both a little biased when it comes to the subject. 
The one thing we’re absolutely sure of?  wafflesworld ’s humom is unbelievable talented!  Its even more incredible in person. After she admired it for quite a while, we’ve framed it and placed it right by Zoya’s enclosure.  <3 <3 <3 

Yay! Zoya got her drawing that mom made and she likes it! Now when will mom draw me?

tort-time:

After getting this incredible drawing of Zoya made by waffles & Mango’s humom, I let Zoya examin it. She’s sure this is the greatest piece of art ever created. I agree, though we’re both a little biased when it comes to the subject.

The one thing we’re absolutely sure of?  wafflesworld ’s humom is unbelievable talented!  Its even more incredible in person. After she admired it for quite a while, we’ve framed it and placed it right by Zoya’s enclosure.  <3 <3 <3 

Yay! Zoya got her drawing that mom made and she likes it! Now when will mom draw me?

Good morning friends! I’m finally up and ready for a new day, starting with my beauty routine. First I had my 16 hour beauty sleep, then my bath and finally my heating pad to relax my leggies. It’s a lot of work being a celebrity tortoise.

Hiya Waffles!! I was wondering what you or your momma think on keeping a tortoise strictly inside on a turtle table, maybe occasional outside time but not daily. Also what you think of Hermann's. You're adorable by the way!! <3

Hello! Me and Mango live in Canada so we have to spend lots of time indoors in our tort table. We have been outside twice since November! Mom likes to take me outside when she can because the sun is so good for me but she doesn’t leave me out all summer. I was pretty small so she was worried about a bird or squirrel taking me away. I also share the yard with the dogbeasts so I have to be supervised although she told me she is going to make me a nice outdoor area that is safe. I sleep in the house every night and I’m never left in the rain or super hot sun. So I guess I have the living situation you are questioning.
As for hermanns torts, friend Sheldon in one. He is very nice and loves his humom. He doesn’t get too big, I’m bigger than he is now and he’s full grown! I would definately say to get one.
Thanks for being our friend, we will keep trying to be cute for you